Hey y’all, Nora Jo here again to level with you about polyamorous relationships and threesomes. There’s a lot of common misconceptions about both, but it’s okay if you’ve ever been or still are under the impression that they’re not misconceptions — everybody has to start somewhere, and learning on your journey is all part of the ethical non-monogamy process! 💕
With the year whizzing by so quickly, it’s almost hard to believe it’s finally here: the Sexyland Black Friday 2023 sale! Fire up your clicking fingers and get ready to make the ‘add to cart’ button your new best friend because this year, we’re pulling out all the stops. Sexyland’s Black Friday sales are running for almost the whole month, from the 1st to the 27th of November, both in-store and online, meaning you’ve got plenty of time to snag the best discounts Sexyland has ever offered for a Black Friday sale. We’ve got savings on sex toys, lingerie galore and more, no promo code required. If you’re doing all your shopping online, you can even have it all delivered to your door in just 2 hours, so you can enjoy yourself even while you’re still scoping out the best Black Friday bargains! Here are some of the adult goodies that we think are the best Black Friday Sexyland deals for 2023, and are absolutely worth going into a clicking frenzy over!
Sex swings may sound like the kind of sex furniture that only the most dedicated of kinksters with private BDSM rooms would indulge in, but we promise they’re not that scary 😋
When you think of sex toys, a dildo might just be the first thing that comes to mind, and that’s no surprise with the sheer versatility of dildos! From beautiful crystal dildos that look as good as they feel to double-ended dildos that penetrate both partners at once, Sexyland has dildos to suit everyone at our adult shops!
It might sound like another magic pill or super herb like those spam emails promise, but penis sleeves and extenders do actually work to increase penis size naturally, and can also enhance sexual satisfaction with unique textures! There are plenty of different reasons someone might choose to wear a penis sleeve or use a penis extender, and there’s no shame in any of them. After all, everyone deserves to feel confident in their body and enjoy pleasure, and if a penis sleeve gives someone the confidence boost they need to experience these things, then more power to them, we say!
It’s normal to be curious about the backdoor bliss that an anal plug can provide — after all, there are lots of butt-related sexual kinks out there, and plenty of allure around the anal orgasm — but it’s also normal to be apprehensive about it. However, it’s easy to safely explore the wonders of anal play and experience mind-blowing posterior pleasure as long as you remember the importance of hygiene and use your best judgement!
Everybody deserves pleasure. Sexyland’s mission has always been to take the taboo out of sex toys, as both intimacy aides and for self-care purposes. Sexual health, well-being, and pleasure are all inherently linked together, so using sex toys can produce a multitude of benefits for stress relief and relaxation. After all, what better way to unwind than with an ultra-pleasurable release and floating in the afterglow?
We know it’s tempting to let your afterglow wipe all other thoughts from your mind after a satisfying orgasm, but alas, plonking a used sex toy back in your goodie drawer without cleaning it is doing a disservice to both your toy and you. Your adult toys take good care of you, so why not return the favour? Not only is cleaning sex toys an essential practice to maintain good sexual health for yourself and any partners you’re sharing toys with, it will also help your sex toys last longer so they can keep pleasing you for ages to come! As far as cleaning chores go, it definitely beats scrubbing the shower grout, and we reckon you get way more in return for it 😋
