Twas the Night Before Christmas - Sexynews #69

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Twas the Night Before Christmas - Sexynews #69

It's Christmas Eve and Sexyland would like to share a humorous little spin on the Night Before Christmas for a few giggles. We hope you have a safe and happy Christmas holiday!

Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a vibrator was buzzing, not even my We-Vibe Chorus!
My Stockings were hung on the doorknob with care
In hopes that my sexy, hot lover would soon be here

Dressed down to my knickers, all snug in my bed
Whilst visions of Vibrators danced through my head
My lusty thoughts ventured freely as I imagined him there
With his strong muscled torso and sexy black hair

When out on the front lawn, there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Quickly dawning my Dressing Gown, I rushed down the stairs
Before I could open the front door, I saw him appear

Dressed in red leather pants & a Lazer Mesh Tank
With a Whip in one hand and a Paddle to spank!
Oh how my body responded with a burning sensation
At the vision before me of this wickedly sexy temptation

He moved on me quickly like a thief in the night
There was no time for a greeting or a proper invite
My lover’s embrace was suddenly upon me
Leaving me weak at the knees and feeling like jelly

He lifted me gently and carried me upstairs
Then he quickly undressed me without a thought or a care
Donning some Black Furry Cuffs, he secured me to the bed
Then proceeded to spank my bum until it was bright rosy red

Not a word did I utter as he continued to torture and tease
Until every inch of my body was begging for a climatic release
Then with a wink of his eye and a twist of his head
He changed up his game and went down on me instead

From out of my drawer, did he find a collection of Sex Toys
How I howelled and squirmed… oh I made such a noise!
As he meticulously probed every inch of my honeypot
With my Satisfyer Curvy 3 in hand, he hit every sweet spot!

And just when I thought I could not take anymore
He rolled me right over and found my back door!
I was a bundle of nerves as he slipped in some Beads
The explosion was real, it was everything a girl needs!

After he fulfilled all my Christmas Wishes, he turned with a jerk
Unloaded his pressies and gave me the sexiest smirk
Then as quickly as he came, he was gone in a flash
He sprang to his sleigh, and blew me a kiss as he passed

As he rode off in the night, a mighty roar I did hear
He let out a great bellow as he commanded those reindeer
Then I heard him exclaim, as he flew out of sight


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