Got a deep thirst that needs quenching? Let the Average Joe - Miguel The Bartender mix you up a cocktail you won't be able to resist slurping down!
If there's one thing Miguel is good at, it's leaving you unable to walk in a straight line, whether he's serving you from behind the bar or just serving you from behind! This realistically sized TPR dildo features an ultra-authentic design that looks and feels like the real thing, with a phallic-shaped tip, bulging veins along his shaft, and thick testicles. You'll love how generous Miguel is, both with his pouring and with his pounding!
The Average Joe - Miguel The Bartender comes with a suction cup base that mounts to any solid, flat surface for a hands-free ride and is also harness-compatible for partnered play. This dong is also a cinch to clean up after the fun is over thanks to his waterproof body – just rinse under warm running water and add a squirt of toy cleaner or mild soap!
Key features of the Average Joe - Miguel The Bartender:
- Realistically shaped dildo with a phallic head & veiny shaft details
- The soft TPR material feels like real smooth skin
- Suction cup base mounts to any flat solid surface for hands-free fun
- Harness-compatible for strap-on play with a partner
- Waterproof for easy cleaning & fun in the shower or bath
Size:
- 15.25cm / 6" maximum insertable length
- 4.5cm / 1.8" maximum insertable width
- 19.1cm / 7.5" overall length
- 9.1cm / 3.6" overall width
Material:
- TPR (thermoplastic rubber)
Shipping & Returns
We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
- Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
- 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)
Express Post
Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.
2 Hr Delivery
A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep.
If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.
If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available.
Sexyland Pty Ltd are not liable for any unclaimed, damaged or stolen goods once handed over to a third party delivery service provider.
Claims for a refund on the loss or theft of goods via our 2 hour delivery service will not be processed after more than 10 days from date of purchase.
We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Returns
Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.
Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:
- Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
- Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
- Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
- Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.
If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase.
Due to health regulations we cannot exchange or refund items if you change your mind.
