Spank Me! Naughty Go Fish-Style Adult Card Game

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Put a fun 18+ twist on a childhood classic card game with the Spank Me! Naughty Go Fish-Style Adult Card Game!

Just like in Go Fish, you all take turns asking one other player of choice whether they have a card you already have one of in your hand in order to make a match, or you end your turn by picking up a card from the draw pile. Unlike the kid-friendly version of Go Fish though, if you don't have the card that's asked of you, you say 'Spank Me' and the other player gets to swat your bottom — if you don't get a pair, you get a paddlin'!

This hilarious card game is suitable for 2–4 players and will have you all in hysterics when you request certain cards from your friends to make your pairs! 'Do you have Itty Bitty Balls?' or 'Do you have a Furry Beaver?" are just a couple of titillating questions you'll all be asking each other, but not so fast! You have a chance to turn the other cheek (literally) with the Special Action cards, which spice up play by adding more fun to the spanker and spankee dynamic. Either player can turn the heat up or down before their turn ends with a double cheek slap, a bare-skinned spanking, a sweet kiss, a light caress, and more options. The player who empties their hand first or the player with the most matches when the draw piles runs out is the winner and can choose their reward from 8 pre-set cards, or 2 where they write their own reward. Make the reward as sexy or as friendly as you like to suit your group of players!

Key features of the Spank Me! Naughty Go Fish-Style Adult Card Game:

  • Puts a hands-on, adults-only spin on a childhood classic card game
  • Hilarious card names to get you all laughing
  • Multiple ways to turn the heat up or down during a spanking turn
  • Suitable for 2–4 players if your lovers & friends are feeling adventurous
  • 8 rewards for the winner to choose from, plus 2 custom rewards they can devise

What comes included with the Spank Me! Naughty Go Fish-Style Adult Card Game:

  • 80x match cards (40 pairs)
  • 10x special action cards
  • 10x winner reward cards
  • 1x instruction card

Shipping & Returns

We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
  • Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
  • 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)

Express Post

Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.

2 Hr Delivery

A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep. 

If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.

If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available.
Sexyland Pty Ltd are not liable for any unclaimed, damaged or stolen goods once handed over to a third party delivery service provider. Claims for a refund on the loss or theft of goods via our 2 hour delivery service will not be processed after more than 10 days from date of purchase. We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions. 


Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.

Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:

  • Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
  • Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
  • Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
  • Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.

If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase. 

Due to health regulations we cannot exchange or refund items if you change your mind.

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