Embrace the beauty of the human body and get a laugh out of everyone at your next BBQ or weekend cookout with the Sagging Balls Apron!
The Sagging Balls Apron is the perfect way to keep yourself clean while entertaining your mates and encouraging laughter all afternoon! This novelty item embraces the beauty of the dad bod and features an image of a man with an impressive beer gut protruding over his boxers, complete with a pair of dangling saggy testicles. This plush pair of balls hang out of one boxer leg each to knock around your knees and are adorned with stubbly pubic hair. They're sure to glue all eyes to you and your homely physique while keeping the laughs coming well into the day!
Key features of the Sagging Balls Apron:
- Comes with a pair of dangling testicles attached
- Pubic hair adds visual interest
- Proudly displays a glorious beer belly
- Keeps your clothes clean & protects against spills + stains
- Breaks the ice and encourages laughter at any weekend cookout or BBQ
Size:
- OSFM (One Size Fits Most)
Product code: P-11
Shipping & Returns
We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
- Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
- 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)
Express Post
Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.
2 Hr Delivery
A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep.
If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.
If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available.
Sexyland Pty Ltd are not liable for any unclaimed, damaged or stolen goods once handed over to a third party delivery service provider.
Claims for a refund on the loss or theft of goods via our 2 hour delivery service will not be processed after more than 10 days from date of purchase.
We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Returns
Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.
Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:
- Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
- Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
- Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
- Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.
If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase.
Due to health regulations we cannot exchange or refund items if you change your mind.
