Give your loved one the classic candy hearts we all know and love with a spicy adult twist thanks to the X-Rated Valentine Hearts!
These crass candies all have crude and lewd sayings written on them, from ideas and instructions like Lick Me, Let's Fuck, Doggy Style, Eat Pussy, and Blow Me, to compliments and cute pet names like Nice Tits, Asshole, and Sexy Ass. Show your partner how much you care for them with a box of these candy hearts personally addressed to them on the back and they're sure to show their appreciation one way or another...
Key features of the Valentine Hearts - X-Rated:
- Puts an adults-only twist on classic candy hearts
- The lewd phrases range from sex acts, positions & body compliments
- Perfect as a surprise gag gift for that special someone or filling a goodie bag
- Has a personalised to/from section on the back of the box to address to your lover
Size:
- 43.5g / 1.53 oz.
Ingredients:
Dextrose, Maltodextrin, Calcium Stearate (E470), Malic Acid (E296), Natural & Artificial Flavours, Tapioca Dextrin, Artificial Colours (Lake Yellow 5 & 6/E102 & E110, Lake Red 40/E129, Lake Blue 1/E131)
Shipping & Returns
We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
- Express Post $13 (free for orders over $99)
- 2hr Delivery $20 VIC & NT: 8am - 11pm AEST, 7 days a week & SA: 9am - 8pm Sunday - Thursday, 9am - 10pm on Friday and Saturday
Express Post
Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.
2 Hr Delivery
A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. If you live in the Melbourne metro, Greater Geelong, or Darwin metro areas you can get your items delivered in just 2 hours if you order between 8am and 11pm any day of the week. 2hr Delivery is also available in the Adelaide Metro area between 9am-8pm Sunday - Thursday, and 9am-10pm on Friday & Saturday. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep. More info here
If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.
If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available.
Sexyland Pty Ltd are not liable for any unclaimed, damaged or stolen goods once handed over to a third party delivery service provider.
Claims for a refund on the loss or theft of goods via our 2 hour delivery service will not be processed after more than 10 days from date of purchase.
We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Returns
Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.
Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:
- Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
- Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
- Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
- Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.
If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase.
Find our change of mind policy here.
