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For Fuck's Sake Cards

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When you've had it up to here with the world, let the For Fuck's Sake Cards tell it like it is!

This 24-pack of cards features grumpy observations and inappropriate thoughts that are perfect for deadpan moments when you lose your cool. They're sure to get your favourite misery guts nodding sullenly (which we assure you is an exuberant form of emotional expression)!

It comes with a sleek timber stand and a storage box for displaying your inappropriate thought of the day. Each saying comes printed on a 300gsm FSC® woodfree card for environmentally-friendly sustainable swearing.

Key features of the For Fuck's Sake Cards:

  • Comes with 24 inappropriate thoughts, observations & jokes
  • Includes a storage box & timber display stand to suit where you want your thoughts
  • Makes a great gift for friends or family who are just over everything & everyone
  • Printed on responsibly sourced environmentally-friendly cardstock for sustainable swearing

Size:

  • 11.5cm / 4.5" length
  • 8cm / 3.15" width

Material:

  • 300gsm FSC woodfree card

Product code: 9326494022849 (ISBN) or DLD002 (SKU)

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We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
  • Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
  • 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)

Express Post

Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.

2 Hr Delivery

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If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.

If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available.
Sexyland Pty Ltd are not liable for any unclaimed, damaged or stolen goods once handed over to a third party delivery service provider. Claims for a refund on the loss or theft of goods via our 2 hour delivery service will not be processed after more than 10 days from date of purchase. We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions. 

Returns

Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.

Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:

  • Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
  • Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
  • Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
  • Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.

If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase. 

Due to health regulations we cannot exchange or refund items if you change your mind.

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