Let the world know just how hard you intend to party with the Fucked Drinking Hat!
This plastic hard hat is a novelty item designed to look like a construction helmet and proudly proclaims the level of drunkenness you and your friends are aiming for. The Fucked Drinking Hat features a drink holder on either side of the helmet for hands-free drinking and half as much running to the bar. A securing clip on the inside of the hat holds the straw tube in place, so all you have to do is place the side straws into your drinks and suck on the central one to get your booze fix!
Key features of the Fucked Drinking Hat:
- Cheeky declaration of your ideal (or current) sobriety status
- 2 drink holders, one on either side
- Internal securing clip to prevent the straw tube from moving inside the hat
- Offers convenient hands-free drinking - just suck and enjoy!
Please note that this hat is a novelty item and is not to be used in the place of protective headgear. Drink responsibly.
Shipping & Returns
- Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
- 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)
Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.
2 Hr Delivery
A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep.
If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.
If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available. Sexyland cannot be liable for lost or stolen parcels. We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.
Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:
- Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
- Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
- Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
- Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.
If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase.
Due to health regulations we cannot exchange or refund items if you change your mind.