Pleasure Upgrades: A Sex Enhancement Program Story

Josh awoke in a cold sweat, his eyes stinging with tears. He tossed the wet sheets off his slick body, grateful for the cool night air against his hot face.

It was the same nightmare that had plagued him since his early twenties, though it was more than just a dream since it had really happened. It was a memory of his first time with a girl no, a woman, since he had been a man by the time he lost his virginity, and it had gone about as poorly as he’d feared…

6 years ago

It had started well enough, which made the pain of what had happened all the more unbearable. He and Lauren had first met in the university store while buying their textbooks for the year, noticing they had identical booklists and figured out they were doing the same degree as each other. Over the next four years, they became thick as thieves, sitting next to each other in lectures, sneaking off to the pub during the downtime between classes, and dominating as a beer pong team at the various house parties they attended. At many of those parties, they had ended the night on the couch, deep into their own tipsy conversations about nothing and everything, including their sex lives, or lack thereof since Josh and Lauren both admitted one night that they were virgins (though both of them had enjoyed sloppy makeout sessions with some heavy petting as teens). It was some wonder to all their friends that the two of them hadn’t hooked up already, given how good-looking they both were, and they made a drunken pact that if they hadn’t had sex by graduation, they would lose their virginity to each other.

 

Lauren was pretty for sure, a little plump with curves in all the right places, and she was fun too. If he was being honest with himself, Josh had always had a little crush on her, but he’d made a vow to himself that he would focus on his studies and date after he was done, so he never pursued anything. Still, there were a few weeks between finals and graduation where he wouldn’t be studying, and he wouldn’t have minded at all if they became an item once he closed his books for the last time. Josh quietly started hoping she wouldn’t meet somebody else to have sex with once he noticed that he was noticing other girls less. At the very least, he hoped she wouldn’t back out of the pact since she was fast becoming his favourite imaginary partner during his solo stroking sessions in the shower.

 

Before long, final exam results were posted, and both Lauren and Josh were ecstatic about passing with flying colours, so spirits were high when they revisited the pact. Between studying for exams and keeping up their impressive beer pong streak, there hadn’t been time for either of them to date, and time was running out before the graduation ceremony made the end of their degrees official. They arranged to meet at Lauren’s apartment that night since Josh’s campus dorm room wasn’t private and Lauren’s housemate was home with her parents for the holidays, both abuzz with excitement.

 

Josh skipped dinner, using the time to shower and trim his pubes, then threw on some fresh clothes and a spritz of his best cologne before heading over to Lauren’s place. She had set the mood beautifully with candles and soft music in her bedroom, and it wasn’t long before the two of them were pressed into her mattress, lips and hands roaming all over each other. He could feel his erection straining painfully inside his jeans and asked if she minded if he started taking off his clothes.

 

“Not at all,” she giggled, sitting up to pull her shirt over her head. Her perky breasts had bounced invitingly in her bra, and Josh wasted no time burying his face between them while letting his open button-up shirt slip off his arms.

 

“Ooh, I had no idea you were hiding these the whole time we were studying together,” Lauren cooed, squeezing his muscular biceps and eyeing his abs where the six-pack he was working on was just beginning to show through his skin.

 

“What can I say, I take care of myself,” Josh had said with a confident smirk, blissfully unaware of the incoming ego nuke that would haunt him for years to come. The two of them shimmied out of their pants and were left in just their underwear. Lauren slid off the bed to kneel in front of him, looking up at him with her pretty hazel eyes as she tugged his boxers down by the waistband.

 

Holy shit, this is really happening, Josh thought. I’m gonna have sex, with Lauren!

 

He felt the fabric of his underwear land at his ankles, his erect, naked cock throbbing in the air before Lauren’s face.

 

“Oh…” Lauren had said, her face falling slightly. “Is that…?”

 

Josh’s brain involuntarily finished her sentence for her in his head: it. She had wanted to say, ‘Is that it?’. To her credit, she didn’t actually say it, but the mood was ruined all the same. Still, his dick was hard, and small as it was, his boner wasn’t going anywhere, and neither was Lauren’s resolve to no longer be a virgin.

 

She recovered quickly from the awkward moment and diligently got to work, sucking and stroking Josh the way she had seen pornstars do it. Her warm, wet mouth felt so good, and he tried to enjoy it through his embarrassment, though he couldn’t stop the thoughts that were now clouding his brain. He’d always known he was on the small side (what guy hadn’t measured his dick and asked the internet what the average size was?), but he never thought he was small enough for someone to be visibly disappointed by it.

 

It’s okay, I’ll make up for it by eating her out really good, it’ll be fine, he reasoned with himself, hoping against hope that he could give Lauren a screaming orgasm like he’d seen in porn, despite never having gone down on someone before. After Lauren moved back to the bed to let him try, it had been barely 30 seconds of him doing his best to lick and suck her clit before Lauren pulled her legs up and said she’d had enough, that she just wanted to fuck now.

 

After slipping on the condom he’d brought with him, Josh got on top of Lauren, kissing her some more before easing his hardness inside her. Even with the condom on, he could feel how tight and warm her pussy was through the thin latex sheath. It was like sinking into a hot, buttery glove, wrapping all around him. He was losing himself in heavenly bliss…

 

“Um…are you in yet?”

 

Well, that had been the final straw. Josh felt all the excitement leave his body, and his erection, and he withdrew himself, unable to look at his limp, rapidly shrinking cock. Humiliated, he’d put his clothes back on in record speed and left Lauren’s apartment without a word, ignoring her confused protests with his stony face glowing red all the way down to his chest. The near-daily messages and meme exchanges between them stopped, and Josh opted to have his diploma mailed to him instead of attending the graduation ceremony so he didn’t have to see Lauren there. They hadn’t spoken since.

 

The present

 

Are you in yet? Are you in yet? Are you in yet?

 

The last thing Lauren had ever said to him was still ringing in his ears, even as the vividness of the dream faded. He was almost 30 now, and the shame still burned like it had happened only yesterday.

 

Lauren had never seen a penis in real life before, and even SHE was disappointed, he thought bitterly to himself, swinging his legs out of bed to go and splash his face with water. He looked up in the bathroom mirror, his tired reflection scowling back at him. Even if he’d been sleeping well, he knew he’d still look like shit. Gone was the chiselled body of his twenties, but it wasn’t just because he was getting older; he had given up. What was the point in maintaining his physique when even if women were into his body, his little dick would just make them laugh and reject him? He hadn’t tried to date since uni. Why bother when his confidence had died that day in Lauren’s room?

 

Josh headed back to bed, but sleep did not return for him. His sheets were still uncomfortably damp, and his mind was racing, replaying one of the worst moments of his life. He made for his desk instead, booting up his computer for some late-night browsing.

 

Maybe a quick wank would help him get to sleep. He skipped all the usual suspects and headed straight for his throwaway Reddit account, where other hornbags would have posted their authentic amateur antics or best-of professional porn compilations and edited out the preamble, leaving only the good stuff in. But which subreddit did he want to explore tonight…

 

He scrolled past r/Doggystyle_NSFW and r/gangbang, unsure of what he was looking for but knowing that that wasn’t it. Maybe r/blacked was where he wanted to be tonight, watching huge BBCs disappearing into hot girls, or maybe r/cuckold, where most of the guys in the cock cages had dicks that looked like his…

 

After what felt like forever of scrolling, he still couldn’t make up his mind and nothing seemed to be standing out. He was about to give up when the top of the next post came into view:

Because you’ve shown interest in a similar community:

 

r/SPH

If your puny shrimp dick is smaller than my dildo, click on the up arrow, comment your size, and I’ll humiliate you in the replies 😘😘

 

Josh scrolled down to see the picture attached to the post, which was of a beautiful woman in a strappy fishnet lingerie set, holding a little dildo that couldn’t have been bigger than 4, maybe 4 and a half inches. It looked especially small between her long, black, talon-like nails, almost comical. The post was barely 3 hours old but already had hundreds of upvotes and dozens of comments, almost all from men with dick sizes that were less than 4 inches erect. The OP had replied with her humiliation as promised:

 

You’ll never satisfy anyone with your little clit dick

 

LOL, have fun being alone forever, shrimpy

 

There isn’t a cock cage in the world small enough to keep you locked up 🤏

 

OMG, my big toe is longer than your tiny cock! 🤣🤣

 

What the hell was this? Why were men lining up in the comments for a stranger to belittle them? Josh clicked on the sub’s About tab and was greeted by a description of the group:

 

Small Penis Humiliation

Where SPH lovers connect!

 

Huh, the internet was right: no matter how unappealing you thought something was, there were guaranteed to be people who were into it. One man’s deepest shame was another’s fetish apparently. Josh clicked out of the description and back to the post. Many of the commenters had replied to the woman’s humiliation to thank her for it; some were even asking for more in their private DMs!

 

He kept scrolling through the comments, reading countless dick size admissions from strangers who, to his relief, were mostly smaller than he was. He then felt a sudden rush of shame at feeling relieved, his head swirling with conflicting emotions. His eyes fell on one comment that had been hidden due to numerous downvotes:

 

u/notorious_bigdick

I almost can't believe I used to be trapped in the sph mindset, but its not our fault we have small dicks, we were just born that way, but it doesnt have to stay that way. i gave up on ever having a sex life until i joined the BullBoost sex enhancement program. mmy dick is bigger now and so are my loads! check my profiles post history for befores and afters if you dont believe me. growth in body mind and soul is waiting for you whenever ur ready to take it, godspeed brothers

 

It certainly seemed like a spam post so Josh wasn’t surprised it had been downvoted. What was surprising were the replies from what must have been proud members of the SPH community:

 

we have a traitor among us

 

I might have a shrimp dick but at least I ain’t selling snake oil to make myself feel better about it

 

If this is the new account of u/notorioussmalldick, the mods banned your old account for posting this exact fake shit, take a hint bro

 

shoudl just embrace ur small penis instead of tryna con ppl ‘brother’

 

Man’s deeper in denial than he’ll ever be in a woman lol

 

Josh looked over his shoulder at his bed. The sheets were still a little dark with his sweat. He returned his attention to his computer, clicking on user notorious_bigdick’s profile. Photos from six months ago showed N_BD’s penis was indeed SPH material, barely longer than his thumb when erect. Three months on marked his first post in r/bullboost, showing a photo of a bottle of pills with his shipping information on the torn packaging blacked out. A month after that, he posted again in r/bullboost, proudly proclaiming his cock cage didn’t fit him anymore with a before and after photo, the after showing that not only had he outgrown the cage’s length, his new girth was bulging out through the cage’s metal bars.

 

Then Josh hit the jackpot: u/notorious_bigdick’s before and after photos. N_BD had a tattoo of a tiger on his thigh, and in the before shot, the tip of his dick was several inches away from where the tattoo started. In the after picture, which the caption said was taken 8 weeks after starting the BullBoost pills and program, the tattoo and his penis were roughly level, with the spongy head of his dick just edging past where the ink started.

 

Intrigued, Josh clicked on r/BullBoost and did a little digging:

 

Welcome to the BullBoost Brotherhood, where the overlooked and belittled lift each other up and become the best versions of themselves together!

 

It appeared as though BullBoost was a sex enhancement program of hormone therapy pills combined with healthier lifestyle choices that ‘unlocked the full genetic potential’ in men with micropenises and hypogonadism. It had something to do with correcting hormone deficiencies where the user didn’t get the right amount of them during puberty, but that might have been an oversimplification that Josh’s tired brain had come up with in his groggy state. Nobody in the sub seemed to know where the company was based or whether the recipe of unpronounceable ingredients had been approved by medical administration bodies, but few people seemed to care. Most were ecstatic at the results, posting before and after shots of their new and improved penis size with uplifting captions about satisfying sexual partners, reviving marriages, and regaining overall confidence. Rather than the toxic masculinity, hotheaded gymbro sentiment Josh had been expecting, many of the men were supportive and kind to one another, speaking patiently to sceptical beginners and encouraging them to stick to the sex enhancement program’s recommendations with anecdotes of personal growth that went far beyond their increased penis size.

 

Josh was sold. His uni degree had earned him a decent job in a relatively high-paying field, so it didn’t matter to him what BullBoost cost. This was about more than just increasing his penis size; this was about getting his life back, the confidence he’d had in his early twenties, the motivation to give a damn about anything again. And for the chance to finally be intimate with somebody, to even have hope that he’d be able to try for it…he would pay any price.

 

A few quick clicks on the BullBoost website and a 3-month supply of the sex enhancement pills with full program instructions were on the way, with express shipping. At long last, Josh fell into bed, and let a dreamless sleep overtake him.

 

9 months later

Josh was standing in his bathroom wearing a towel around his waist, combing his hair in the mirror before heading out on his third date for the week. His phone buzzed on the bathroom counter:

 

Kate

hey handsome, can’t wait for tonight! I can’t decide what to wear though, what’s your favourite colour again? xx

 

He pulled up Kate’s Instagram and scrolled through her photos until he found what he was looking for: a picture of her at a wedding in a lovely blue dress that accentuated her perfect hourglass figure and complemented her honey-blonde waves and sapphire gaze. It had been one of the photos on her Tinder profile, and although Josh had spent several months enjoying the kind of success on the app he could never have dreamed of just a year ago, his connection with Kate had reached a point where they were both happy to delete their profiles.

 

Josh replied, Blue, it brings out your eyes 💙

 

He started getting dressed, smoothing his crisp button-up over his chest. He’d have to buy some new shirts since several had lost buttons after Kate had been too impatient in unclothing him, and the rest were getting too tight over his pecs now that he was working out again. BullBoost’s recommended exercise regime was designed for maximum sex enhancement, and the program insisted on developing chest strength so you could pick up and hold hotties of any size in standing sex positions. He must have repeated the motivational mantras in his head thousands of times while at the gym, staring at the floor mats, the ceiling, and his own sweaty reflection:

 

Tomorrow you’ll wish you started yesterday. Get to work.

 

Your dream body already exists, it’s just hidden in your current one—lock in and unlock it.

 

Becoming your best self is hard. Being your worst self is hard. Choose the hard you want.

 

Josh didn’t feel he had quite reached the same peak he was at in his early twenties, but he was getting close. He might even surpass it if he kept up his brutal yet satisfying training regime. He pulled on a pair of jeans, noting that the crotch was uncomfortably tight. He’d also have to get new pants while shopping for those shirts he supposed, but no matter. Knowing Kate, these jeans wouldn’t be staying on for long tonight. Her sex drive was somehow higher than his, even with years of abstinence driving his desire up.

 

An unnamed alarm on his smartwatch went off, which he silenced with a quick button press. He unscrewed the BullBoost bottle and popped a capsule in his mouth, washing it down with some water from the tap. He was almost out of his sex enhancement pills and would have to order another 3-month supply soon.

 

But that was a matter to deal with tomorrow. Right now, he had a date to make.

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