Erotic Christmas Fun, A Naughty Christmas Story
18 December 2025
Lorna and Perri were awash with laughter as they stumbled tipsily out of their taxi and into their unit, hands full of festive paper bags and wrapped gifts.
“Pretty good exchange with our families this year!” Perri exclaimed, depositing their pile of presents on the kitchen island with a relieved sigh. “We can still indulge in a little Christmas fun for a few more hours technically, wanna open them tonight?”
“Can we open them tomorrow? I was thinking we could open the ones that are just from us tonight,” Lorna replied, gesturing to the boxes that had been accumulating under their tree for the last fortnight and a pair of stockings hanging from the mantle.
“Mmm, I can get behind that idea. I’m pretty beat after hitting both our parents’ places in one day,” Perri said, barely managing to stifle a yawn. “I love Christmas and all, but thank God it only comes around once a year.”
“We’ll see if you still think that after you open what I got you this year…” Lorna teased with a wink, pulling Perri in for a kiss by the collar of their shirt.
“Oh? Well now I’m wide awake,” came their reply when they broke apart from their kiss.
“Awake enough for a nightcap?”
“Yeah, maybe something brown to go with the rest of our eggnog.” Perri busied themself with the bag that contained the many boxes of leftovers their families had insisted on giving them as they left both Christmas parties, placing them in the fridge before plucking out a chilled pitcher of homemade eggnog. A bottle of brandy swiftly appeared alongside the pitcher, and the two of them sauntered over to the tree with filled glasses.
“Shall we do the stockings or the tree first?” Perri said, taking a sip of the now-spiked eggnog. The spiced brandy added a wonderful warmth to the cold, creamy eggnog, and it slid smoothly over their tongue.
“Stockings,” came Lorna’s response as she sipped her own eggnog. “Yours first.”
Perri drummed their fingers mid-air in anticipation and fished around in their stocking, a confused expression taking over their face as they pulled out an empty cardboard sleeve. The picture on the front was of a model in a red fishnet bodystocking set, with a bolero top, a garter belt and attached thigh-high stockings, and a G-string.
“I would say it’s pretty cute that you put a bodystocking in my stocking,” Perri said, showing the empty sleeve to their partner, “but uh…it looks like you didn’t put a bodystocking in my stocking?”
“You don’t really think I’d wear closed-toe shoes on a day as hot as today, did you, darling?” Lorna lifted the floor-skimming hem of her maxi skirt and shimmied her feet out of the sparkly high-heel ankle booties she saved for special occasions, revealing her toes clad in red fishnet, just like the model on the sleeve.
“Good thing these stockings are breathable, and crotchless, otherwise I would have been soooo sweaty all day under this long skirt,” Lorna continued dramatically, sweeping her long red hair to one side off her neck and exaggeratedly fanning herself with her hand as she stretched and pointed her toes from under her skirt.
Perri’s mouth was watering. The cardboard sleeve fell from their hand to the floor. “I mean, uh…if…if you wanna take off the dress, you can, it’s a pretty hot night,” they stammered, barely recovering from their excitement.
“Tell you what, how about I take off one piece of clothing for every present you open? Like you said, we still have a few hours to indulge in a little Christmas fun, right?” Lorna said coyly.
“You really are the gift that keeps on giving, y’know that, Lorn?” Perri finished their eggnog and placed the empty glass on the mantle, then knelt by the tree. “There’s only one box here, how will we get you out of the rest of your outfit?”
Lorna simply smiled. “You’ll see, Per-Bear.”
Perri cocked an eyebrow at her, then picked up the large box with For Perri written on the wrapping.
“And what do we have here…” they mused, giving the big box a light shake. Their eyes flitted to Lorna’s feet, peeking out from under her skirt before untying the box’s ribbon and tearing open the wrapping. “Wow! This is turning into quite the sexy Christmas night for us, Lorna,” Perri grinned, holding up a 12-piece sex toy kit styled like an advent calendar. They looked her up and down again. “Are you even wearing twelve things right now? You have to take something off for this one.”
“I am if we count all my jewellery,” Lorna smirked, wiggling her ring-covered fingers and jangling her bracelet-laden wrist as she removed one bangle.
Perri slid off the outer box’s lid, revealing twelve smaller boxes inside numbered from 1 through 12.
“One for every day in The Twelve Days of Christmas, I know that’s your favourite carol,” Lorna said, finishing her own eggnog.
“We might not be singing so much as screaming for the next twelve days,” Perri chuckled. “Aren’t I supposed to only open one of these boxes per day, y’know, like a normal advent calendar?”
“Why limit our holiday intimacy? Where’s the Christmas fun in that?”
“You’re so right, Lorrie.” Perri unboxed the first item. “Mmm, this will come in handy in bed,” they said, holding up a satin eye mask.
“Both during and after the fun!” Lorna added, slipping another bracelet off her wrist. “Go on, open another.”
The second box contained a tiny metal butt plug with a pink crystal gem at the base. “Ooh, is this for you, or for me?” Perri enquired excitedly.
“With proper cleaning, why not both of us?” She slid another bracelet off.
“I love the way you think, girl.”
A small feather tickler joined the pile next. “That’ll combo nicely with that blindfold I reckon,” Perri said, their mind racing with possibilities—tonight would surely be a kinky Christmas story to remember.
The fourth box contained metal handcuffs with fluffy black faux fur trim. “Damn, we’ve been wanting these for ages!”
“And now we have them, just in time,” Lorna giggled, showing her now-bare wrist as she put the last bracelet on the mantle.
A massage glove with rolling steel balls was next. “This will go perfect with what I got you, Lorn.”
“Ooh, massage oil?” she guessed, a spark in her eyes.
“Among other things…you’ll just have to wait and see when it’s your turn to open your gift,” Perri finished.
The next several boxes contained an assortment of rechargeable sex toys, including a mini vibrator, a vibrating cock ring, a flickering finger vibrator, a magnetic panty vibrator, and a clit sucker with G-spot vibrations. All of Lorna’s rings except her wedding band were resting on the mantle. She was down to just her top and the skirt it was tucked into.
A clear barrel-shaped object was next. “Something just for me?” Perri asked, turning the object over in their hands.
“Technically we can use this masturbator together if I’m at the other end, doing what I do best…” Lorna said with a sly grin.
“Oh yeah? And what’s that?”
“Running my mouth.”
Perri returned the smirk. “Noted. Now take off your top.”
“Your wish is my command,” the redhead said in a singsong voice. She pulled her shirt up over her head and revealed her perfect teardrop-shaped breasts. Perri felt their cock twitch as they watched the gentle bounce.
“I’m saving the bodystocking top for another occasion,” Lorna said.
“I look forward to it.”
Perri tore open the last box. A C-shaped couples vibrator and a remote were inside. “Oh, we’re definitely using this tonight.”
“I was hoping you’d say that. I’ve been ready for it all day,” Lorna purred, sliding her skirt over her hips until it pooled around her stockinged feet. In fact, all she was wearing were the stockings, the attached suspender belt creating a crotchless pantyhose effect in a single piece, displaying her shaved pussy under the stockings’ black bow detail.
“Saving the G-string for another occasion too?” Perri joked, rising to their feet to embrace their near-naked wife.
“I’m the gift that keeps on giving,” she giggled as she pulled her spouse into a deep kiss full of Christmas passion.
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