Top Fantasy Dildos for Dragon, Tentacle & Monster Play

If you’re a reader with a smartphone, chances are you’re familiar with 2020’s prolific rise of BookTok, which has reshaped the literary industry through the tidal wave of TikTok users sharing their favourite reads, must-reads, and can’t-wait-to-reads with the internet. Since the beginning, the romantasy genre (romance + fantasy) has been the poster child for the BookTok community, more specifically in the realm of monster romance and, of course, its spicier cousin: monster smut!

For anyone who’s ever wished they could pull their monster crush out of the pages and into bed, this list of fantasy sex toys is just what you need. And with Halloween just around the corner, there’s never been a better time to live out the erotic non-human encounters of your wildest dreams… 😏

Best dragon dildos

Playeontology Cockzilla 7” Dinosaur Monster Dildo

This dildo might technically be dino-themed, but between the stimulating scaly texture, tapered tail, and sturdy suction cup nestled between taloned feet, the similarities between the two mighty beasts are definitely enough to help you live out your dragon rider fantasies...

Creature Cocks™ Dragon Tongue Silicone Monster Dildo

For those who prefer something less phallic, this dragon tongue dildo is perfect for deep, oral-themed fun as the tapered tongue tip slides into your nethers—try adding a warming lubricant to mimic the sensation of the dragon’s hot saliva and steamy breath and hot saliva as you ride the dragon’s scaly snout!

Best tentacle dildos

Colours Stacked 6" Ribbed Liquid Silicone Dildo With Suction Cup

This soft and flexible dildo is made from tri-coloured liquid silicone for a premium finish that is silky-smooth and fully waterproof for penetrative fun in bed or the bath. The tapered tip is easy to insert, followed by thick ridges that ripple against your insides as they slide in and out of you! Mount this tentacle-inspired dildo to a flat, firm surface via the sturdy suction cup base, or team it up with a strap-on harness and show a partner how much better it is down where it’s wetter…

Creature Cocks King Cobra X-Large 18" Silicone Monster Dildo

Okay, so this one’s not technically tentacle-themed, but you have to admit that snakes and tentacles have a lot in common. From their long bodies and tapered tips that slither inside you with ease to the stimulating texture all along the body, suckers and scales both offer out-of-the-ordinary sensations for your inner walls to enjoy.

Best monster dildos

Not into scales or suckers? These other monster dildos might be more up your alley!

Creature Cocks Rainbow Phoenix Vibrating Monster Dildo

This fantasy dildo’s design is as girthy as it is brightly coloured and will give your bedroom pleasure the rebirth it deserves! The uniquely ridged texture stimulates your inner walls with every thrust, and for even more thrills, it comes with a wireless remote control that lets you (or a partner) take charge of 10 tantalising vibration modes that will have you soaring in no time.

X-Men® David's Cock Alien Monster Dildo

This uniquely shaped dildo will bring your science-fiction fantasies to life with its obelisk-inspired design that’s moulded from smooth and seamless PVC, complete with bulging ribs, contoured ridges, and a blunt head that makes you feel oh-so-full as soon as you insert it. That fullness only intensifies as you engulf more of this girthy dildo inside your body, feeling each sculpted detail massaging your entrance...

Best fantasy sex toys that aren’t dildos

Rave Dragon G Scaly Silicone Rabbit Vibrator

This monster-themed dragon vibrator is covered in scale-like ridges that ripple against your inner walls for an unforgettable massage as the curved shaft guides the round head straight to your G-spot. Once it's in place, you can activate the 10 toe-curling vibration modes in both the G-spot head and tapered clitoral teaser simultaneously with just the push of a single button for blended orgasmic bliss!

The Unihorn range

These adorable unicorn-shaped toys are the perfect beginner-friendly fantasy sex toys and offer a cute and whimsical touch you might not have known adult toys could have. The core Unihorn collection consists primarily of clitoral stimulators, but there are also mini vibrators and a dual G-spot and clitoral vibrator for versatile play! No matter which one you saddle up with, you’re bound to enjoy a magical ride…

Are fantasy dildos safe to use?

Even though the sizes, shapes, and textures of fantasy dildos can look intimidating, fantasy sex toys are just as safe to use as the ones modelled after realistic human anatomy as long as you follow some general sex toy safety guidelines:

• If you want to insert anything into your anus, it needs to have a flared base or some kind of retrieval cord that’s securely attached so the toy doesn’t slip any deeper in than it should. Here are some body-safe options that will hold any realistic or fantasy sex toys at a body-safe depth, or at least make it easy to pull the toy out without worrying about anything getting lost or stuck up there:
  • Sculpted testicles
  • A flared suction cup
  • An ultra-wide base
  • A pull ring
  • A retrieval cord (must be securely attached, preferably built into the toy as one seamless piece)
• Ensure the material is body-safe and that it’s easy to clean (more on that later) so you can take care of your sexual health, remember, sex toy safety is sexy! Our top material choice is silicone because it has so many wins going for it:
  • The non-porous nature means there are no microscopic holes for nasty germs and bacteria to hide in
  • It feels nice and smooth against the skin (especially when paired with the right lubricant, which we’ll get into in the next section)
  • It’s waterproof for easy cleaning before and after every session
  • For fantasy sex toys specifically, silicone is easy to mould into a never-ending variety of shapes, textures, and colours to suit any and all desires!
• Clean your toys properly before and after every use (yes, every use, no exceptions). Complex textures like scaly dragon dildos or the suckers on tentacle dildos can be harder to clean since there are more areas for bodily fluids and residue to gather or get trapped, so be sure to rinse your toy thoroughly with warm running water if it’s waterproof, or wipe it thoroughly with a damp cloth if it’s not, making sure to get into all the nooks and crannies. Don’t forget to use either mild antibacterial soap or adult toy cleaner to ensure the utmost hygiene—the Sexyland Fun Specialists are big fans of Wicked’s® Cleene Antibacterial Unscented Toy Cleaner Spray, which has a vegan recipe that’s enriched with lavender and olive leaf extracts to boost the bacteria-fighting effectiveness!
• If multiple people are sharing your toys, use a different condom for every person to minimise how much bacteria transfers between people (unless you’re fluid-bonded).
• Always go slow and listen to your body. If anything feels uncomfortable or painful, take some deep breaths and pause to reposition the toy/reapply lubricant, or stop if you don’t feel like you can handle the situation. You can always come back and try again later when you feel ready.
• There’s no such thing as too much lubricant, so be generous with it! And speaking of lubricant…

What’s the best lubricant for fantasy toys?

Water-based lubricants are the most versatile formula since they’re safe for all sex toy materials and won’t degrade silicone materials like silicone-based lubricants will. However, if you’re looking for something that amplifies the fantastical element a little more, why not try a coloured lubricant that resembles the erotic excretions of otherworldly creatures, or one that mimics the look and feel of cum? This water-based cum lubricant from the Creature Cocks team won’t stain (unlike the real thing) and is unscented, perfect for those who want to feel the monster, not smell it.

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