In the mood for a special kind of cocktail? The Derek the Bartender Uncircumcised 7" Dildo from Loverboy's Realistic Dildo range knows how to quench your deep thirst like nothing else!
If there's one thing Derek is good at, it's making it hard for you to walk in a straight line, whether he's serving you from behind the bar or just serving you from behind! This realistically sized PVC dildo features an uncut design that looks and feels like the real thing, complete with a phallic tip, bulging veins along his shaft, and sculpted foreskin detail. You'll love how generous Derek is, both with his pouring and pounding...
Derek the Bartender comes with a suction cup base that mounts to any solid, flat surface for a hands-free ride and is also harness-compatible for partnered play — after all, he knows how to serve it just how you like it! Now then, who ordered a Sex on the Beach...?
Key features of the Loverboy Derek the Bartender Realistic Uncircumcised 7" Dildo:
- Lifelike uncut design with phallic head, veiny shaft & sculpted foreskin
- Large testicles for safe anal or vaginal penetration
- Suction cup base for hands-free fun on any flat, solid surface
- Harness-compatible for partnered play
- Splash-proof PVC for easy cleaning with a damp cloth & toy cleaner
Size:
- 14cm / 5.5" maximum insertable length
- 4.4cm / 1.75 maximum insertable width
- 17.8cm / 7" overall length
Material:
- PVC (polyvinyl chloride)
Shipping & Returns
We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
- Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
- 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)
Express Post
Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.
2 Hr Delivery
A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep.
If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.
If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available.
Sexyland Pty Ltd are not liable for any unclaimed, damaged or stolen goods once handed over to a third party delivery service provider.
Claims for a refund on the loss or theft of goods via our 2 hour delivery service will not be processed after more than 10 days from date of purchase.
We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Returns
Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.
Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:
- Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
- Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
- Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
- Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.
If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase.
Due to health regulations we cannot exchange or refund items if you change your mind.
