Let Mauricio The Carpenter from Average Joe's vibrating range show you how to handle a real piece of wood tonight!
Average Joe dildos are designed to realistically recreate the look and feel of an authentic penis while each is carefully crafted to please. Mauricio sports a straight shaft covered in bulging veins, topped by a phallic head and a large pair of testicles for that ultra-realistic look and feel. The super-soft TPR feels just like real skin, and the battery-powered motor delivers multi-speed vibrations and 6 pulsation functions that are anything but average!
The Average Joe Vibrating - Mauricio The Carpenter features a suction cup base that securely mounts to solid, flat surfaces for hands-free riding fun and is also harness-compatible for partnered play. This TPR dong is also a cinch to clean up after the fun is over — just rinse with warm water and add a squirt of toy cleaner or mild soap to get Mauricio ready for more nailing, drilling, and hammering away...
Key features of the Average Joe Vibrating - Mauricio The Carpenter:
- Realistically shaped dildo with a phallic head & vein details
- Delivers multi-speed vibration & 6 pulsation functions
- Soft TPR material feels like real smooth skin
- Suction cup base mounts to any flat solid surface for hands-free fun
- Harness compatible for use with a partner
- 14.6cm / 5.75" maximum insertable length
- 4cm /1.6" maximum insertable width
- 20.5cm / 8.1" overall length
- 8cm / 3.15" overall width
- TPR (thermoplastic rubber)
- ABS plastic
Battery & Power Information:
- Takes 2x AA batteries (included)
Product code: 1101308
Shipping & Returns
- Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
- 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)
Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.
2 Hr Delivery
A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep.
If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.
If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available. Sexyland cannot be liable for lost or stolen parcels. We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.
Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:
- Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
- Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
- Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
- Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.
If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase.
Due to health regulations we cannot exchange or refund items if you change your mind.