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Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator Life-Size Pelvis

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Have your way with the bubble butt of your dreams thanks to the Pipedream Extreme® Fuck Me Silly™ Mega Masturbator Life-Size Pelvis!

This is one of the most realistic replicas you'll ever experience, with a wickedly curvy figure to boot. You'll love grabbing her perfectly round cheeks, trim waist, and deliciously thick thighs just as much as thrusting in and out of her tight vaginal and anal love tunnels. She's made from over 9kg of ultra-plush and lifelike FantaFlesh™ that feels and moves just like real skin, meaning she won't budge while you're giving her the ride of her life, even while her booty is jiggling wildly and slapping against you!

The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator Life-Size Pelvis comes with two tight and luscious love holes for you to enjoy with a generous slathering of water-based lubricant to help things glide and slide smoothly. Her elastic tunnels will stretch to accommodate your size, and you'll love watching her pretty pink lips or puckered anus engulf and massage your member!

When you can't hold back anymore, enjoy unleashing your flood of pleasure anywhere you like in or on her thanks to the conjoined love tunnels that make cleanup a snap. It's easy to quickly flush water and toy cleaner through her love canals as they both meet inside the toy, so you just have to rinse through one hole. We recommend finishing off your lovely lady's care routine with some FantaFlesh Revive Powder (sold separately) that will restore her soft skin and bring her supple body back to life, perfect for long-time lovin'!

Key features of the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator Life-Size Pelvis:

  • Dual entrance anal & vaginal love tunnels for you to enjoy
  • Massive realistic bubble butt with trim waist & thick thighs in a true-to-life size
  • Soft, life-like FantaFlesh material that feels & moves like real skin
  • Heavy 9kg design that won't budge, even when things are getting wild
  • Easy cleanup with both orifices meeting & connecting inside the toy

Size:

  • 36.8cm / 14.5" length
  • 35.6cm / 14" width
  • 24.8cm / 9.75" height

Material:

  • TPR (thermoplastic rubber)

Product code: RD174

Please note that the hole on the backside of the toy is not a drainage hole and is for air release only. This hole is designed to let air escape when using the sex toy and does not connect to the vagina or anus. If you submerge the toy completely in water, the water will enter through this hole and wet the foam core, causing damage to your toy, which can result in the toy shrivelling up and becoming unusable. You should only clean this toy by flushing water in and out through the vaginal and anal canal.

Please also note that due to this item's size and weight, it is not deliverable to a P.O. Box and may incur non-standard delivery charges. Contact our Fun Specialists via Live Chat, or call 1800 885 239 for more information.

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
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Chris

FUCK ME SILLY MEGA MASTURBATOR

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Adam
What a ride

Was at first surprised at the price. When the time came to take her for a spin, my god, I'm glad I paid that price. It made single life a tad easier and now it's made my new relationship way more kinky... I now last longer in bed thanks to this beautiful thing! I highly recommend it.

Y
Yuri B.
Fucking Amazing

I give the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created.

I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after discussing the matter with a few buddies, they suggested it would do me good, and they talked me into it. I am so grateful they did. After the first use I had absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made in myself. If you do the calculations on how much you spend on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses.

As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for release, this is the best thing available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! I can use it and fuck it in any way and position desired. The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism; doggie style or cowgirl, no limits. The weight pushes back to fuck you back and add to the realism simulation.

A guy can always easily relieve himself with a hand job. However, for ultimate sexual tension release, you cannot beat the physical, psychological, physiological, and dare I say (to some degree) emotional realistic sexual pleasure of penetration and fucking this provides. Mount it on top of a 'body' of pillows, unleash your fantasies, let your imagination run wild, and your masturbatory experiences will be elevated to another level; from mere masturbation to the most realistically fantastic, solo fuck-session you can imagine.

I highly recommend it to any guy ' single or partnered ' who needs to find an extra source for sexual outlet or just spice up his sex life or masturbatory experiences. As men we all have needs, wants, and desires. There is no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed, guilty or apologize for having them, for taking care of them, or for how we take care of them. I stand by this that I am posting this review with my real name; no alias or anonymous. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it.

Yuri Batres,
Los Angeles, CA

Shipping & Returns

We ship Australia wide, discretely packaged in plain satchels with the sender being 'SAL 1562 Centre Rd, Springvale'. WE DO NOT write Sexyland on the package. Shipping options include:
  • Express Post $13 (free for orders over $59)
  • 2 Hr Delivery $20 (Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin Metro, 8am-11pm, selected top sellers only)

Express Post

Please allow 3-5 working days for us to process and ship your order. We will email you a tracking number once it has been shipped.

2 Hr Delivery

A huge range of our best selling products are available for delivery within 2 hours. This service operates between 8am - 11pm and delivers within Melbourne, Geelong, Adelaide & Darwin metro more info. Products will be quality checked and sealed in plain, discrete bags and delivered to your doorstep. 

If you request 2 hr delivery and your order contains some products that are unavailable in 2 hrs, we will Express Post those to you, FREE of charge and email you a tracking number. Therefore you will receive your delivery in 2 parts.

If you are not at home to receive your 2 hr delivery your order will be left in the safest place available. Sexyland cannot be liable for lost or stolen parcels. We will be happy to assist in rectifying any delivery issues you may have. Please contact us if you have any questions. 

Returns

Sexyland offers a 12 month warranty for faulty adult toys. We cannot accept goods that become damaged due to miss-use.

Please check the following before concluding that your product is faulty:

  • Make sure you have the batteries in correctly - this is the most common cause of malfunction.
  • Make sure the cap is tightly closed! (Especially for waterproof products)
  • Check battery contacts, springs sometimes can compress - extend them a little.
  • Check contacts for corrosion a greenish colour on the metal of the battery contact.

If, after checking all the above, your toy is still not working, we will gladly replace it. Lingerie & footwear includes a 60 day warranty from date of purchase. If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us with details of your purchase. 

Due to health regulations we cannot exchange or refund items if you change your mind.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
67%
(2)
33%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
C
Chris

FUCK ME SILLY MEGA MASTURBATOR

A
Adam
What a ride

Was at first surprised at the price. When the time came to take her for a spin, my god, I'm glad I paid that price. It made single life a tad easier and now it's made my new relationship way more kinky... I now last longer in bed thanks to this beautiful thing! I highly recommend it.

Y
Yuri B.
Fucking Amazing

I give the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created.

I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after discussing the matter with a few buddies, they suggested it would do me good, and they talked me into it. I am so grateful they did. After the first use I had absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made in myself. If you do the calculations on how much you spend on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses.

As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for release, this is the best thing available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! I can use it and fuck it in any way and position desired. The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism; doggie style or cowgirl, no limits. The weight pushes back to fuck you back and add to the realism simulation.

A guy can always easily relieve himself with a hand job. However, for ultimate sexual tension release, you cannot beat the physical, psychological, physiological, and dare I say (to some degree) emotional realistic sexual pleasure of penetration and fucking this provides. Mount it on top of a 'body' of pillows, unleash your fantasies, let your imagination run wild, and your masturbatory experiences will be elevated to another level; from mere masturbation to the most realistically fantastic, solo fuck-session you can imagine.

I highly recommend it to any guy ' single or partnered ' who needs to find an extra source for sexual outlet or just spice up his sex life or masturbatory experiences. As men we all have needs, wants, and desires. There is no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed, guilty or apologize for having them, for taking care of them, or for how we take care of them. I stand by this that I am posting this review with my real name; no alias or anonymous. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it.

Yuri Batres,
Los Angeles, CA

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